Hello my name is Taylor and Michael Clifford is bae
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bestdad2013:

how to bargain with your parents

rockit-in-the-pockit:

witch-of-sound:

dr-walrus:

callmebliss:

musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

True scourge of the high Cs

I’M DONE

music jokes will never fail to amuse me

Those teeth look mighty…Sharp

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

offensed:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

im deleting

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

yolotrohman:

You can tell a lot about a person just by their favorite twenty one pilots song

chrom-o-ween:

*British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

skvtevlldvy:

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply